
Greg then says that Terence and Uncle Joe are both out as they busted over the weekend and his dad is feeling better because he isn't the only one out. Anyways, Greg says he is holding off pretty good and hasn't had any urges to Nut and he blocked Holly and a few other girls on Instagram.Įven though he see's where his Grandma is coming from, he mentions that she paid Frank to come fix her wifi and all he had to do was restart the router. Jefferson, but Greg says that Manny probably is lying. But there's something messed up with him because he has heard rumors from Manny that he has been having sex with Mrs. But Greg understands his pain, because when you are sleeping next to a person trying to make you Nut, you can only go so far with out giving up.

Like every year Greg's dad is the first one out and he didn't even last a whole night. Greg then says that Grandma isn't happy with Greg's mom because she shouldn't be holding a competition about something boys shouldn't do in the first place because she thinks masturbation is a sin. But he has moved on from her so he doesn't have to worry as much. Greg then says he has had no cravings to nut but he has been keeping his distance from Holly Hills because he never knows if she is going to wear something that turns him on. He then says that and the only person he is worried about is Manny because he doesn't even know what a nut is. Greg then says that November is going to be a long month, especially that Thanksgiving is going to roll around and his mum "ups the game". However, this year the winner gets an infinite nut pass with no consequences, and If anyone is going to win that pass it's going to be him so he can jack off the Holly Hills summer pics when ever he wants. Greg jacking off to Holly Hills, losing to competition.īut this year, Greg says he needs to win because the stakes are higher than ever, normally the winner (who is usually Manny) gets to pick out something of their choice, and that's how Manny actually got the pig, and Greg came up with the fair thing so Amulet would let him publish. Normally Greg isn't good at it, and last year he was out pretty early because Holly Hills posted her summer pics on Instagram when he was super horny. Greg says that No Nut November is a big competition lead by his mom to see who can go the longest with out busting a nut. The most famous audio book of it is by Tales Of An Enigma. Greg's No Nut November is a spinoff Wimpy Kid book based on the popular trend No Nut November. Serious Trigger Warning: this LLB almost got removed from r/LodedDiper and contains some sensitive topics including: sex, murder, rape, and masturbation, and death proceed with caution. Please help the Diary of a Wimpy Kid Fanfictions Wiki by expanding it as much as you can, it's your choice.
